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Man:iconpervmonkeyplz::iconsaysplz:Is there a problem Officer?
Officer::iconkyleoniplz::iconsaysplz: Sir, you were speeding.
Man::iconpervmonkeyplz::iconsaysplz: Oh I see.
Officer: :iconkyleoniplz::iconsaysplz:Can I see your licence please?
Man: :iconpervmonkeyplz::iconsaysplz:I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer::iconannoyeddotdotdotplz::iconsaysplz: Don't have one?
Man: :iconyoyorealysadplz::iconsaysplz:Lost it 4 times for drunk driving
Officer: :iconcomeatmeplz::iconsaysplz:I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Man::iconyoyorealysadplz::iconsaysplz: I can't do that.
Officer::iconkyleoniplz::iconsaysplz: Why not?
Man::iconahemplz: :iconsaysplz:I stole this car.
Officer::iconannoyeddotdotdotplz::iconsaysplz: Stole it?
Man: :iconyoyosarcasmplz::iconsaysplz:Yes, and I killed the owner.
Officer: :iconshockplz::iconsaysplz:You what?
Man::iconmonkeyclap::iconsaysplz: She's in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5:icononionraceplz: :icononionraceplz::icononionraceplz::icononionraceplz::icononionraceplz:police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer2::iconguaahplz: :iconsaysplz:Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man steps out of his vehicle.

Man::iconwhatsthatplz::iconsaysplz: Is there a problem sir?
Officer2::iconguaahplz::iconsaysplz: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Man::iconwhatsthatplz::iconsaysplz: Murdered the owner?
Officer2: :iconguaahplz::iconsaysplz:Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please.

The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing bar an empty boot.

Officer2::iconguaahplz::iconsaysplz: Is this your car sir?
Man: :iconwhatsthatplz::iconsaysplz:Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer2: :icononionpanicplz::iconsaysplz:One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer2::iconguaahplz: :iconsaysplz:Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, murdered the owner.

Man: :iconohnoyoudirintplz::iconsaysplz:Bet you the lying idiot told you I was speeding, too.

:XD:(ok I stole this from somewhere):XD:

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E-Ocasio Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015   Artist
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twoeliz Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2015
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pastelledmagic Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Man:iconpervmonkeyplz::iconsaysplz:Is there a problem Officer?
Officer::iconkyleoniplz::iconsaysplz: Sir, you were speeding.
Man::iconpervmonkeyplz::iconsaysplz: Oh I see.
Officer: :iconkyleoniplz::iconsaysplz:Can I see your licence please?
Man: :iconpervmonkeyplz::iconsaysplz:I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer::iconannoyeddotdotdotplz::iconsaysplz: Don't have one?
Man: :iconyoyorealysadplz::iconsaysplz:Lost it 4 times for drunk driving
Officer: :iconcomeatmeplz::iconsaysplz:I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Man::iconyoyorealysadplz::iconsaysplz: I can't do that.
Officer::iconkyleoniplz::iconsaysplz: Why not?
Man::iconahemplz: :iconsaysplz:I stole this car.
Officer::iconannoyeddotdotdotplz::iconsaysplz: Stole it?
Man: :iconyoyosarcasmplz::iconsaysplz:Yes, and I killed the owner.
Officer: :iconshockplz::iconsaysplz:You what?
Man::iconmonkeyclap::iconsaysplz: She's in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5:icononionraceplz: :icononionraceplz::icononionraceplz::icononionraceplz::icononionraceplz:police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer2::iconguaahplz: :iconsaysplz:Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man steps out of his vehicle.

Man::iconwhatsthatplz::iconsaysplz: Is there a problem sir?
Officer2::iconguaahplz::iconsaysplz: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Man::iconwhatsthatplz::iconsaysplz: Murdered the owner?
Officer2: :iconguaahplz::iconsaysplz:Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please.

The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing bar an empty boot.

Officer2::iconguaahplz::iconsaysplz: Is this your car sir?
Man: :iconwhatsthatplz::iconsaysplz:Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer2: :icononionpanicplz::iconsaysplz:One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer2::iconguaahplz: :iconsaysplz:Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, murdered the owner.

Man: :iconohnoyoudirintplz::iconsaysplz:Bet you the lying idiot told you I was speeding, too.

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twoeliz Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014
Oh really? 
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:iconpastelledmagic:
pastelledmagic Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist

Man:iconpervmonkeyplz::iconsaysplz:Is there a problem Officer?
Officer::iconkyleoniplz::iconsaysplz: Sir, you were speeding.
Man::iconpervmonkeyplz::iconsaysplz: Oh I see.
Officer: :iconkyleoniplz::iconsaysplz:Can I see your licence please?
Man: :iconpervmonkeyplz::iconsaysplz:I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer::iconannoyeddotdotdotplz::iconsaysplz: Don't have one?
Man: :iconyoyorealysadplz::iconsaysplz:Lost it 4 times for drunk driving
Officer: :iconcomeatmeplz::iconsaysplz:I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Man::iconyoyorealysadplz::iconsaysplz: I can't do that.
Officer::iconkyleoniplz::iconsaysplz: Why not?
Man::iconahemplz: :iconsaysplz:I stole this car.
Officer::iconannoyeddotdotdotplz::iconsaysplz: Stole it?
Man: :iconyoyosarcasmplz::iconsaysplz:Yes, and I killed the owner.
Officer: :iconshockplz::iconsaysplz:You what?
Man::iconmonkeyclap::iconsaysplz: She's in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5:icononionraceplz: :icononionraceplz::icononionraceplz::icononionraceplz::icononionraceplz:police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer2::iconguaahplz: :iconsaysplz:Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man steps out of his vehicle.

Man::iconwhatsthatplz::iconsaysplz: Is there a problem sir?
Officer2::iconguaahplz::iconsaysplz: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Man::iconwhatsthatplz::iconsaysplz: Murdered the owner?
Officer2: :iconguaahplz::iconsaysplz:Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please.

The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing bar an empty boot.

Officer2::iconguaahplz::iconsaysplz: Is this your car sir?
Man: :iconwhatsthatplz::iconsaysplz:Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer2: :icononionpanicplz::iconsaysplz:One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer2::iconguaahplz: :iconsaysplz:Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, murdered the owner.

Man: :iconohnoyoudirintplz::iconsaysplz:Bet you the lying idiot told you I was speeding, too.



yes xD
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:icontwoeliz:
twoeliz Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014
''yes xD''

thats new
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:iconpastelledmagic:
pastelledmagic Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol xD plus stole this from you C:
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:icontwoeliz:
twoeliz Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014
I know
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Ultimatekeywarrior Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Student General Artist
ohh that is so funny ROFL!!! =D
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:icontwoeliz:
twoeliz Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014
i'm glad people enjoy that when they come to my page
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:iconultimatekeywarrior:
Ultimatekeywarrior Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2014  Student General Artist
lol yeah
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:iconmoziin:
Moziin Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Student General Artist
HAHAHAHAHA! sooo funny! XD
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:icontwoeliz:
twoeliz Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
hey i guess you are a person i went to stalk by a dd xD i didn't notice you had the visitors thingy
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:iconmoziin:
Moziin Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Student General Artist
yup! 
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:icontwoeliz:
twoeliz Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
x''D haha
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:iconmoziin:
Moziin Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Student General Artist
:laughing:  
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:icontwoeliz:
twoeliz Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
so .3. 
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:iconmoziin:
Moziin Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Student General Artist
hm...?
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:icontwoeliz:
twoeliz Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
why did you come to stalk me? ewe
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Galactic-Amlit Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Student General Artist
XD LOL
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:icontwoeliz:
twoeliz Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014
oh yeah XD
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Galactic-Amlit Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Student General Artist
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:icontwoeliz:
twoeliz Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014
why?
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:icongalactic-amlit:
Galactic-Amlit Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Student General Artist
Just kitten XD
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:icontwoeliz:
twoeliz Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014
no really why?
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:icongalactic-amlit:
Galactic-Amlit Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh well I need points for cosmic-diamond adoptables and its an auction! And last time I did an auction I got the
least bided egg (least favorite) but the egg was cool.
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twoeliz Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014
I kinda don't like adops
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17get Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014
XD
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twoeliz Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014
:iconikrplz:
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17get Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014
yup :3
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twoeliz Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014
ewe heh XD
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kaimatsuda Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Student General Artist
This made my day! :icongudjobplz:
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:icontwoeliz:
twoeliz Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014
lol that is the purpose
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kaimatsuda Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Student General Artist
You did an awesome job! :iconestoniaplz:
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:icontwoeliz:
twoeliz Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014
i did not lol
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:iconkaimatsuda:
kaimatsuda Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Student General Artist
Yes you did! You did a fantabulous job! :iconfabulouspewdsplz:
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:icontwoeliz:
twoeliz Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014
i did not do this .o.''
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:iconkaimatsuda:
kaimatsuda Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Student General Artist
Hehe! I know. But thank you for putting it here! 
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:icontwoeliz:
twoeliz Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014
:iconbananabarkyplz:no problem!
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PORTALSEEKER Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
this funniest bucking thing I've read.
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:icontwoeliz:
twoeliz Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2013
lol yeah is really funny
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June-LOL Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013
XD Oh wow.... Best way to get out of a speeding ticket!
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twoeliz Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013
:iconikrplz:
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Starridge Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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twoeliz Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013
yeah XD
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Starridge Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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twoeliz Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013
ewe
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Starridge Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:I
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:icontwoeliz:
twoeliz Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013
:iconiknowrightplz:
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Starridge Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist

:iconbored-plz:

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